Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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