I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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