if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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