My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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