So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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