I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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