idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
