I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
