Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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