There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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