The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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