If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Randomize
