win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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