I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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