If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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