I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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