1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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