So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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