haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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