pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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