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oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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