I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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