it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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