You surviving the open bar?
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Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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