You work out of a Hotel?
I don't think brook has ever known best
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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