just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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