I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
