sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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