You can't motorboat a personality
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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