so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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