ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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