i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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