this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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