just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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