yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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