i think i have herpe
just one?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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