So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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