I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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