You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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