He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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