can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Randomize
