Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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