i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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