Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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