I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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