Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I believe in your delicious
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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