Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This is the high leading the old right now
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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