just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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