belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
