You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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