this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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